The Slightly Absurd Vector Art World of Glenn Jones

Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer who studied all year for the bra exam? Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Well, most people can roast beef! What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your dog back, your truck and your girlfriend back! Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. If you like these jokes, New Zealand vector illustrator Glenn Jones aka Glennz is your kinda guy. Drum roll, maestro...

A penguin making his buddies jealous with his new tattoo, a zombie stepping out at the local gym, a Sumo wrestles doing a double toe loop jump… Ghostbuster cookies, flying WC ducks, ET on the go with Armstrong, Michelin’s mascot Bibendum killed by arrows in the back, Ronald McDonald havin’ a pizza… What fun we had going through Glenn Jones’ vector portfolio. His illustrations make us guffaw, chortle and titter - so much that it nearly hurts…

Glennz website: www.glennz.co.nz